The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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