You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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