Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
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