Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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