Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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