That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
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