we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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