I seem to have left my pride at pride
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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