And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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