I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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