so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Randomize
