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the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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