She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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