So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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