Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
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