maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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