Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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