U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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