AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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