i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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