"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
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