I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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