id be glad to
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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