I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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