haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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