You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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