covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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