So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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