when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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