Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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