So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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