I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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