So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
