no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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