Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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