This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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