Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
