Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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