I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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