I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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