Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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