Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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