So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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