she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Randomize
