before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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