You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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