dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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