Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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