Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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