Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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