She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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