I'm going to jail i love you
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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